December 10, 2010

Breaking News from the State Department that will KILL WIKILEAKS.

Oh my god, the State Department.

Breaking news guaranteed to bring down the shadowy cabal known as Wikileaks. Apparently CBSBreakingNews reports a few minutes ago that they've got a "counter-leak" that will serve as payback for the "state secrets" spewed all over the tubes.


NSA sources have been tapping phones internationally for the sake of the Home Country's Glorious Freedom and Prosperity (thank you Patriot Act et al!) and have found this supertopsecret phone conversation between people suspected to be Julian Assange and Wikileaks friends!

It shows....a couple of guys watching their stories break, laughing at their notoriety, and talking about what to do with donation money. Namely, splitting some of it for servers and using the rest for contingency. In short, doing ANYTHING ANY OTHER JOURNALIST WOULD DO if they found themselves the most wanted/hated/journalistically powerful people on the planet.

But they totally use coarse language.
Well-played, CBS Breaking News. Well Played. You give the Onion a run for their money.

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